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Art-heavy personal blog of mostly Watchmen and Homestuck. Also bones, cats, the human body, SCIENCE!, politics, and Star Trek. Occasionally NSFW but everything's tagged.
yeah, just watched again - they cut her unblemished skin, crack her ribs open, the bird pops out from behind the heart (it’s been there like 10 hours minimum?), flies around the room, shakes off the blood, is pretty cute and 100% impossible.

Wasn’t the whole point of the bird in the first place to make it sound like the victim still had a heartbeat?  So there was some doubt as to whether they were truly, completely dead?  Did they run tests/was there other evidence showing that yep, completely dead, or did they just bust out the rib-spreaders for funsies?

Also NO FUCKING WAY you start cutting into a body that’s making sounds to see wtf is going on without X-RAYING EVERYTHING FIRST.  “Live bird” is not exactly on the top of my list of “things that could be making sounds and movement inside of a dead body”, but “mechanical device, possibly medical, POSSIBLY EXPLOSIVE” certainly is.  You x-ray that shit so you know what you’re getting into as well as documenting how it’s situated in the body prior to autopsy.

I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND THE FORENSICS ARE SO DUMB.

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how the bird was inserted and stayed alive wasn’t explained? there was a thing about her throat being stoppered up but it wasn’t like she had been cut open and sewn shut? for the WTF!vet, you only have to watch the cold open.

Wait so the bird was inside the heart (or at least the chest cavity? if i recall the pitch correctly then it was the heart), not only alive and not drowning in blood with no source of oxygen, but without any surgical incision to indicate how it was placed there???

Murderer dude should take his show to Vegas that’s a fucking impressive as hell magic trick.

sleepvevo:

what was the reasoning behind this

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kitschyliving:

salt and pepper shakers

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slipstreamborne asked: HOW DOES THE BODY EVEN GET IN THERE LIKE IF IT WAS SEWN IN THEN THAT WOULDN'T BE ENTIRELY RIDICULOUS BUT THEN WHY WOULD THE FARMER INDUCE LABOR INSTEAD OF SAYING HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY'S BEEN SEWING ON MY DEAD HORSE WTF. IS THIS A VERY TINY HUMAN OR A HUMAN CUT INTO PIECES AND THEN SHOVED (HOWWW????!!!??!?!) UP THE VAGINAL CANAL POST MORTEM WHAT SORT OF FURRY NECRO VORE SITES HAS THE WRITER BEEN PERUSING FOR STORY IDEAS I CANNOT

droil:

publishing because the world needs to know

These were some of my concerns, for the record.

wehaveallgotknives asked: SLIP THEY DID THE HORSE WOMB BIRD THING ON HANNIBAL it was i guess kind of logical? (only one bird, vet was all WHAT'S WITH THE C SECTION) but still crazy. you totally called all the logistical concerns, good job.

I am pleased and yet also, disquieted.

Wait, no.  Wrong word.

Disgusted.  Yes.  That is the other emotion I am feeling.

jaramo:

nevver:

Erin Hanson

i can’t believe egoraptor painted these

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

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stunningpicture:

Motherboard looks like Ancient Greece.

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