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It’s official. 

Brian Azzarello is the absolute worst writer on the Before Watchmen team.  Fuck understanding the canon of your source material; it’s more important that your big, tough, badass anti-hero fanboy self-insert swears uncreatively and (in the case of Rorschach) in complete opposition to his established character.  Now everybody knows he’s Tough and Means Business, and hey, maybe you’ll get a Goddamn-Batman-worthy catch phrase out of this!

#before watchmen  #rorschach  #comedian  #brian azzarello  #watchmen  #the writing is terrible and you and all of your editors should feel terrible  #what the fuck  
9 months ago on August 15, 2012 at 08:24pm with 828 notes
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  2. icherishedyouperished reblogged this from itscarororo and added:
    Oh wow this is the worst
  3. spookybug reblogged this from slipstreamborne and added:
    “Bitch to be you right now.” Because Rorschach would talk like that. Honestly, I’m gawking at
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  7. dr-loggins reblogged this from valhallahalvorson and added:
    Fucking disgusting what he did to such a masterpiece.
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  9. valhallahalvorson reblogged this from chrisjeffery and added:
    It’s a shame cause I love the art style… But, it’s time to shit, I guess
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  13. kingbungle reblogged this from slipstreamborne and added:
    be you right now.” I’d be laughing harder if this wasn’t an affront to comics.
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  16. apants reblogged this from slipstreamborne and added:
    BAD WORDS FUNNEY
  17. rebellionbandwagon reblogged this from badhoc and added:
    no really guys where’s the bathroom i have to go really bad
  18. broseph-joestar reblogged this from krudman and added:
    When I heard about “before Watchmen” I was apprehensive as everyone else but I was willing to give it a fair shot and...
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    What
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  22. countupyoursins reblogged this from badhoc and added:
    This is perfect. It’s almost like they wanted to make a parody of the original. “It’s time to shit” - The Comedian
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  31. eldoctormisterio reblogged this from levuvu and added:
    Lol, how can this scrub even compare to writers like Darwyn Cooke? Even Scott Snyder is better than Azzarello but DC has...