yo i’ve drawn a lot today
”Dear Doctor. I regret that your last performance was not as successful as you’d hoped. There are still those who appreciate your unique talents, and admire you as an individual. I’ll always consider myself your loyal fan.”
The Doctor: Who’s it from?
Seven of Nine: It’s signed, “Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01”
All of this Hannibal all over my dash right now makes me want to dig through my bookmarks for the Gil Grissom/Greg Sanders CSI longfic where Grissom is actually Will Graham now living under his middle name+mother’s maiden name and there was some sort of plot element with a serial killer that I completely forget because the most important thing was that Gil and Greg totally bang and it’s very hot and then there’s a bunch of hurt/comfort and Hannibal Lector sends Greg flowers in the hospital in a touching if totally unnerving gesture of good will my what a good fic that was.
Professor Longbottom goes wandering through the woods looking for new magical plants one day and bumps into this kind of wacked out blonde dude who claims to be an elf from Mirkwood (obviously not true, because firstly there’s no such place and secondly when has an elf ever looked like that??!!?).
Legolas the “Elf” keeps complaining about how this wasn’t what he signed up for when he sailed to the West and eternity really is a long fucking time, you know?, and Neville is all Is that so? Well then, um… and so commences the standard historical romance novel plot of Legolas the beautiful mysterious aristocrat who lost his love to mortality and now can Never Love Again and Neville Longbottom, the deceptively humble-looking academic with muscles like the Misty Mountains hidden under all his robes, and how they bond over gardening and a shared interest in Fucking The System.
Man who needs Jake anyway.
FRICK THIS IS. EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED THEIR DYNAMIC SOMEBODY HOLD ME I CANT. HANDLE THIS AT ALL.
HELP I REALLY LOVE THIS A LOT WOW
Oh no he’s hot
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Still probably my favorite scene.