63’d Hawkeyes for Alex!!! A MILLION YEARS TOO LATE, FORGIVE ME MY FRIEND ;_;
I have a limited knowledge of the Hawkeyes and their history, so I hope I have done them some justice.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
Loki’s Plan for the end of the world.
okay I actually laughed really hard, and then I got homesick
CAN THIS BE A THING
We will avenge you! [x]
I watched a blurry cam of avengers
and then drew a bunch of heads
They’ve never been to Budapest.
There were several missions planned there, over the years, but they were either cancelled or sent somewhere else at the last minute.
It becomes a running joke between them: one of them concocts an intimation of the most bizarre circumstances that occurred on this mysterious ‘Budapest’ mission, and the other pretends to have a completely different recollection of that same event. They bring it up to one another at the strangest times.
It begins to drive Tony Stark absolutely up the fucking wall, because as hard as he searches either of their records, even going in through the back door of SHIELD’s personnel databases, he cannot find even a hint of this referenced mission. He’s sure it must have been huge… mind-blowingly huge. Because otherwise why would they keep talking about it?
He actually begins to keep a small notebook of all the events they talk about, in the hopes it will help him figure out what the fuck happened in Budapest.
Head Canon accepted.
and I will look down and scream
I SAY THEE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
Not only have people been swearing and shit for fucking ever, but Steve Rogers was in the motherfucking army in goddamn World War II. Also he went to art school and he used to get beat up pretty regularly by gentlemen not too keen on reigning in their fists, much less their words. I’m pretty sure he’s heard much, much worse before ever setting foot in the 21st century.
While casual profanity may not be his style, if called upon to do so I bet he could shock everyone with some very colorful (if slightly old-fashioned) turns of phrase.
(Feel free to imagine bb!Steve gasping in shock upon first encounter with that or any other profanity, however.)
ETA: Though Merriam Webster lists the first known use of “motherfucker” as c. 1935, so granted it might still have had a lot of shock value as a relatively “newer” curse.